If you ever visit Australia then just know that this is how you eat Vegemite.
Posted 24 minutes ago
a haiku:
this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs
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Posted 3 hours ago
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Posted 15 hours ago
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
Posted 16 hours ago
george blagden// highlight of the twitter debate and deep philosophical question
“He played a tree. He was the most awesome tree ever. You could almost see the wind blowing through his leaves.”
Posted 18 hours ago
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.
(via tealeafprincess)
Posted 18 hours ago
a candidate on The Apprentice attempts to identify a cow
Posted 20 hours ago
It’s like every time Benedict greets someone he knows, he just defaults to Bromance Mode.
Posted 23 hours ago
I know George and Killian’s Twitters have been particularly hilarious lately but seriously, Hadley Fraser.
Posted 1 day ago
Every time you feel embarrassed about something you said, just remember that Aaron Tveit once said the album of his 54 Below concert would “kill one bird with two stones”.
Erin. 19. Perth, Australia.
Studying Criminology.
I like stuff... and things.
I'm in too many fandoms to name. But the barricade boys from Les Mis are my current obsession :)
