overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via thisisthebbchomeservice)

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

(via valyriaed)

my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING

(via isohels)

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

(via tsarcasm)

Peaky Blinders 1.01

(Source: onewhoknocknocks, via merliny)

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

(via valyriaed)