I love u plastic worm bike man
I wonder if there’s ever been a women’s magazine that hasn’t claimed to have the secret to lasting and dramatic weight loss on the cover. Followed by an article on why fad diets never work. Followed by an article on how to love your body. Followed by pictures and ads that only feature skinny models.
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.